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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

The Universe Hates Me: Part Duh...

I like to take care of my body.

I work out, I eat right, and I get enough sleep if that is humanly possible.

But, SOMETIMES you just get a craving. And I, personally, think it's okay to give in to those cravings every once in a while.

So today, when I was REALLY craving a nice, juicy burger I decided to forego my usual lunch- time salad and hit the grill. I figured I was justified...I ran 10 miles on Sunday, and had to skip lunch on Monday...so I've got a few calories to spare.

So, I went to the grill. Grabbed my burger and fries and headed back to the desk, probably more excited than I should have been about a burger...especially one from the cafeteria.

When I unwrapped said burger, what I got was not the warm, juicy piece of American beef I had been hoping for...but something that looked a good deal more like a hocky puck, or a charcoal briquette, than something for actual consumption.

Sigh...

Fine Universe. You Win. Lesson Learned.

Dang, I hate it when you're right.

4 comments:

Mike and Emily said...

Girl, come back to this land and we'll reinstitute our weekly wickedness....you know what I'm talkin about...

dkkemp said...

Um, I love you! I'm so happy you commented on my blog! Kenzie and I are totally for a condo row reunion and she said she'd bring brownies only if we met up in Puerto Rico...I'm down! When can you make it?? All I have to say is Burger Supreme and I love your new haircut! I didn't think you could get any sexier and then you pull something like that!!!!

Joel and Claire said...

So it's been about a month. Time to update dear heart.

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